doing the 1,2,3 hit, throwing a twista spit.

So my buddy and i were throwing down a few rhymes late at night, cause we couldn't sleep. FUcking girls... anyhow, these beats are all original and they're kinda sloppy but whatever it's almost 4am.


ENJOY..

LEON ---
im fresh on my game and i got them dimes on my hand
when girl when you came around i dont know why you do this
to me and all your ex boyfriends you've had....
perhap that was jsut the past
i dont know why you gotta do this because what we doing now is a mother fucking BLAST
i love you girl
im afraid to tell you that
i know you're kinda fat
ya know it too
i know it three
but we keep it on the downlow
nothing more than joe blow

ERIC's gay warm up verse ----

homeboy, i know you havin a rough time
but its aight, spit out your feelings with those sick rhymes
dont let a girl control how you feel
cuz in the end you're still you, so just be real


LEON HIT IT UP --
please dawg..... you look like a frog dressing up all in greeen, fucking rocking those Jay beans?
let me tell yout his one more time, justin beiber aint homo.
i love him, hes cute, hes sexy, i tell him that every singlet ime.
when fucking iyaz shouted "that girl like a dime they say"
it made me think of you...
after tonight, i thought we were through...
you know what?
i just wanna hack a butt
i am soo mother fucking STRESSED
BECAUSE SHE GOT ME SOO POSSESSED

ERIC is up --
damn girl why you got me so sprung,
making me go off key while singing them songs.
i be mad confused about you,
are you feeling the same way as i do?
its like when chingys singing "one call away"
im here by my phone waiting for you night and day.
now lets get to the point of the story,
tell me youre down, dont say youre sorry.

LEONN's TURN --
HI girl, you got a nice bum... Tell me where you from?
I'm from CUN NADA
Got me saying OH WEE AAHHHHHH
doing that kung fu shit..
and now i'm doing the 1,2,3, hit.... throwing down a twista spit.
I know i ain't fast like him.
YOu know me, im just the average jim
tryna write a song or two
going to the corner store to buy a bubble gum chew.

ERICCCCCCC STEP UP YOUR GAME --

alright lets get down to the game,
after whats happened, i dont feel the same.
you already know ya man aint treating you right,
why you gotta suffer, u know ill bring the light.
baby, its all bout trust and love,
we can be love birds just like doves.
i know it takes time for your wounds to heal,
but trust me my feelings for you is too fuckin real.
your steez got me thinkin bout you twenty four seven,
is it my fault that i want to be in heaven


wow look at this motherfucker with his lovey dovey shit yo, not a G for sure.

LEON WID THE CUTE COME BACK --

Hey boi, why you gotta talk like that?
Look at the girl, her chest like an airplane landing flat.
Always about the love and the dove...
YOu know what? You dont have to always do the push and the shove.
REAL TALK HOMES, I HOPE YOU DONT CHOKE
Lets be happy boi, go drink some coke.
No mang, i ain't talking about the drug.
sometimes you just look like a thug.
Hold up, wait, i think i'm dating a chug.
MAH BAD, FOR REAL MANG,
I THINK SHE GOT A WANG

Man i think i can be the next jin or traphik....not.

ERIC, what a fag.. --

aite boi u ready for my diss?
be prepared so dont get pissed
i know you be steppin ya game up now,
coppin premes n jays n makin ppl go wow.
but naw, that aint right.. in order for it work,
steez is required, so dont be a dork.
talkin bout gettin ripped all the time,
but all i hear all day is your whine.
its done now boi, i aint got nothin to say no more.
waiting for ur come back is makin my ass sore.

Leon -

Hi, my name is leon.
i laugh at you when you rocking those neons.
Yeah boi, you always listen to me whine and with nothing more than a dime or two
with that girl, hoping we would make it through,
Right now you're telling me cop those ROYAL ONES
i blaze up a joint, and im hella DONES
YOU GOT ME GOING LMAO, ROFLCOPTERS, JUST FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES, IT WAS KINDA FUN.
Back to the story homes, always making me feel like shit, you're kinda lame.
always thinking you got game,
I'll be laughing at you when you getting played.
AND i'll give you the smirk when i be gettin' laid.

Oh shit, kinda personal now.

Eric, you nigguh... --

alright, lets get back to where we left off.
what were we talkin bout, mr know it all prof?
im still deciding what to cop,
cement 4s or royal 1s, MAN im glad i got a JOB!
its all good, as long as you stay fresh and fly
girls be coming up to you and call you cutie pie

Aite aite, so you wanna play it with the personal shit eh? SHOTS FIRED..

LEON gon' finish this foo off.. -

Yes i got a girl, she's my world...
yes i stay fly, and she commented on my facebook,
Calling me A CUTIE PIE,
I don't care if you have all the game,
always out there looking for the fame,
All i need is a chick,
she might hop on my dick.
ALL you be on hopping is on the mozzarella stickz.
please son, no come backs,
yes you do look kinda black,
go brush your teeth boi, look at that plague,
yo boi, you smell, you fishy,
cause you be getting silly.
Now go back to bed,
CAUSE YOU BE GETTING FEDD.

eric sucks balls --
whats with all the smack talk?
you talk the talk, but u dont walk the walk.
u tryna hop on my dick? naww you aint ready,
know why? cause im FRESHER THAN A NEWBORN BABY
now this guy is talkin smack again, tellin me to redo?
i dont think so bruh, however your life should consider an undo.
i dont even know what im sayin,
but its all good, as long as i hear you cryin.

weak sauce...

i think we know who the winner is....

Leon.. aite gonna finish this foo OFF --

step your game up son
no seeds on the bun.
going up to mcdonalds or maybe the chuckie cheesey
listening to some ffucking WEEZZY F BABY
EH WAIT, WHERE YOU GOING, YOO ASS IS HURTTIN..'
shit, i forgot, you're about to get jerkin'
hold up
son, cant get no girl, because she aint yo world.
i'll show you the 1,2,3....
maybe the four... if you give it more.
Yeah right, bro, all you be dating is a motherfucking WHORE.

AND TO END IT OFF...

yeah boi she gave me the birthday sex..
all you be getting is a cute birthday text.
Loook at this mess,
don't bring it up you don't have to confess
you know the rest, cause im the mother fucking BEST!
aite aite here's some help, go to lavalife and write the abc TEST.